Episodes
Wednesday Aug 21, 2013
Episode #51 - Johnny Mnemonic
Wednesday Aug 21, 2013
Wednesday Aug 21, 2013
Keanu Reeves gives the worst performance this side of Ellie Cornell in our latest film, 1995's Johnny Mnemonic. Reeves plays a robot playing a human in the distant future of 2021, where the internet is omnipresent but for some reason information is passed along through the use of human couriers with hard drives implanted in their brains, known as Mnemonics. When the cure for St. Vitus Dance is stored in his brain-drive, he must protect it against the evil(?) bad guys who want it for themselves, and get it out of his head before it kills him. This film is worth a watch just to see Keanu get out-acted by Ice-T and an anamatronic dolphin. Grab your Eye-Phones, remember your passcodes, and join us as we drop a flaming car on Johnny Mnemonic!
Wednesday Aug 14, 2013
Episode #50 - 50th Extravaganza!
Wednesday Aug 14, 2013
Wednesday Aug 14, 2013
This week we take a break from reviewing terrible movies so we can reminisce on all the torture we've endured over the last 50 episodes! Join us as we discuss our favorite bad movies, our favorite lines, our favorite characters, scenes, moments, and much more. We also discuss Andy's new favorite show, "The Mental List", which we can only hope is produced by M. Night Shyamalan. Thanks for your support over the last 50 episodes. We hope you'll keep coming back for more!
Wednesday Aug 07, 2013
Episode #49 - A Good Day to Die Hard
Wednesday Aug 07, 2013
Wednesday Aug 07, 2013
In Cold Light of Day Bruce Willis played a man who is secretly a CIA agent and has a rocky relationship with his son. In A Good Day to Die Hard Bruce Willis plays a man who has a rocky relationship with his son, who is secretly a CIA agent. Variety! John McClane takes a vacation from throwing terrorists off of buildings to visit his son in Russia, where he has been imprisoned for murdering a man. When it is revealed that McClane Jr. is CIA and has carefully orchestrated the entire scenario in order to get his hands on some important Russian secrets, McClane Sr. takes it upon himself to yippie kay yay his way into the government's business, jeopardizing the entire mission and his son's life in the process... mostly because he's bored. The mystery of what happened to co-host Andy's childhood hamster is much more compelling than the plot of this film. Grab your "Russian for Dummies" books, put on your radiation suits, and join us as we give A Good Day to Die Hard a deadly massage!
Wednesday Jul 31, 2013
Episode #48 - R.I.P.D.
Wednesday Jul 31, 2013
Wednesday Jul 31, 2013
Our second theatrical review of the summer, R.I.P.D. sees Rooster Cogburn and Hal Jordan team up as a couple of oddly matched postmortem policemen who hunt down and arrest "Deados", ghosts who have overstayed their welcome on Earth. On their very first case together, the duo stumble upon an apocalyptic plot that's been hatched by Kevin Bacon, a dirty cop with a some serious soul stank. Now, Cogburn and Green Lantern must overcome their anachronistic differences and work together to save the world, all while slowly unraveling the mystery of what the coyotes did to Rooster's skull after he died. This movie represents what happens when you take Men In Black and replace all of the charm, character, and quirkiness with fart jokes and "billy goating". Grab your magical charm bracelet, relax your body, and join us as we "erase" R.I.P.D.!