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Episode #8 - One Missed Call

April 29th, 2012

One Missed Call is 70 minutes of garbage followed by 20 minutes of... what’s worse than garbage? It’s 20 minutes of whatever that is. This J-Horror remake stars Shannyn Sossamon as a college student (we think) and Edward Burns as a cop (not confirmed) who race against time to save Sossamon from an evil voice mail. Please set your inhalers to silent, turn on your nanny cams, and join us as we push One Missed Call into the path of an oncoming train!

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Episode #7 - Over the Top

April 15th, 2012

Sylvester Stallone plays Lincoln Hawk, a truck driver, arm wrestler, and world’s worst father. Hawk and his estranged son drive across multiple states to make it home in time to see his dying ex-wife, stopping at every truck stop along the way and arm wrestling strangers. This movie provides a fascinating, in depth look at the rules of double elimination. Grab yourself a cold glass of motor oil, turn your hat backwards, and join us as we drive a big rig through Over the Top!

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Episode #6 - House of the Dead

April 1st, 2012

A fascinating and beautiful film rich in story and character. The amazingly talented ensemble cast intertwine into a beautiful tapestry of extraordinarily human and relatable relationships. A gripping and deep story leads to an emotionally raw and thought provoking climax that will stick with you for years to come... That’s my review of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”. House of the Dead is garbage and isn’t worthy of a witty synopsis. Load up your assault rifles, take off your bikini tops, and join us as we spew zombie acid all over House of the Dead!

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Episode #5 - One For The Money

April 1st, 2012

Alex and Brian paid actual money to see this Katherine Heigl action/comedy vehicle in a cinema! Heigl, fresh off the critical and commercial failure of her first action/comedy, “Killers”, plays an amateur bounty hunter who finds herself in wacky situations while bringing in a cop killer, all the while witnessing the violent and horrid deaths of everyone she’s come into contact with... HILARIOUS! Keep grandma away from your gun and join us as we throw One for the Money out of a 4th story window!

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