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Episode #25 - Black Christmas

December 18th, 2012

In our 25th episode we take a look at the 2006 remake of the Bob Clark classic "Black Christmas", in which a jaundiced serial killer with serious mommy issues and his sister-daughter stalk a handful of snowbound sorority girls.  Not since 88 minutes have so many names been thrown around, and not since Sucker Punch have we seen so many characters that we didn't care about! Cover your eyeballs, lock your attic door, and join us as we drive a sharpened candy cane through Black Christmas' skull!

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Episode #24 - Santa Claus: The Movie

December 11th, 2012

Santa Claus: The Movie is a (you guessed it!) movie about the origins of Santa... but only for the first half. The second half is a bizarre tale about Dudley Moore unwittingly helping John Lithgow take down Santa Claus. In our first annual "Holiday Movie Fiasco Fiesta" we try to answer some burning questions about this Christmas non-classic, such as "Did Santa really die at the beginning of the film?", "Why doesn't Santa like homeless children?", and "Does Brad Pitt have an English accent in Fight Club?". Grab your magical glowing lollipops, put away your crappy wooden Elf Made toys, and join us as we try to save Santa Claus: The Movie from an exploding flying car!

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