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Episode #28 - Dark Shadows

January 21st, 2013

Tim Burton and Johnny Depp team up again to bring us a theatrical remake of the long running soap opera "Dark Shadows". Depp stars as Barnabus Collins, a vampire who was buried in a coffin in 1760 and released in 1972. Collins must navigate his way through a torrent of fish-out-of-water jokes as he tries to save his family's business from financial ruin, while simultaneously trying to exact revenge on the witch who cursed him centuries earlier. Helena Bonham Carter and Christopher Lee also show up, because why not? Grab a nice tall glass of Type A, avoid direct sunlight, and join us as we bury Dark Shadows alive!

Episode #27 - Green Lantern

January 13th, 2013

Green Lantern is a movie that is so bad that Hollywood is ALREADY considering a reboot of the franchise! Ryan Reynolds' abs star as Hal Jordan, an ordinary, every day fighter pilot who is chosen to become Earth's guardian, the Green Lantern... then immediately quits! Blake Lively and Peter Sarsgaard attempt to cash in on the recent rash of super hero movies and help churn out what is easily the zaniest since Superman IV! Charge up your rings, pull out your giant green boxing gloves,  and join us as we punch Green Lantern into the sun!

Episode #26 - No Holds Barred

January 9th, 2013

Here's an episode that we recorded in the summer, but got lost in the shuffle during the "Great Website Meltdown of 2012", and we thought it was finally time to unleash it onto the world! Special guest Bill Ali joins us as we try to put the Hulk Hogan classic "No Holds Barred" into a sleeper hold! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?


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