Episodes
Wednesday May 29, 2013
Episode #41 - The Last Airbender
Wednesday May 29, 2013
Wednesday May 29, 2013
Veteran special guest host Tim Ferlito returns to the podcast to help us hurl fireballs at another M. Night. Shyamalan classic! Based on a children's TV show, The Last Airbender follows Aang, the "Avatar" and last remaining Airbender. After being thawed out of a giant ice cube, Aang is being aggressively hunted down by the Firebender clan, while being protected by the Waterbenders... and then I fell asleep. Seriously guys, this movie is super boring. This is the film that cements Shyamalan's status as the Moriarty to our collective Sherlock Holmes. Grab your flying glider sticks, do some Tai Chi, and joins us as we freeze The Last Airbender in a block of ice!
Wednesday May 22, 2013
Episode #40 - Fair Game
Wednesday May 22, 2013
Wednesday May 22, 2013
Cindy Crawford monotones her way through this mid-90's thriller starring William Baldwin, who plays a police officer caught up in a zany, overly elaborate KGB plot to kill Crawford, a lawyer who has absolutely no idea why the KGB even wants her dead. After numerous hilariously inept attempts at doing away with Crawford, Baldwin is tasked with protecting her at all costs, which proves to be easier than expected since the KGB is constantly telling him what they're about to do and when they're going to do it. Christopher McDonald shows up and screams his way back to Stop the Movie, and we couldn't be more excited about it! Fiddle with your joysticks, have a pizza delivered to your secret safe house, and join us as we destroy Fair Game's walkman!
Thursday May 09, 2013
Episode #39 - Terminal Velocity
Thursday May 09, 2013
Thursday May 09, 2013
Charlie Sheen stars as Ditch Brodie in this mid-90's action/thriller masterpiece. Ditch is a high flying skydiver who crosses paths with an ex KGB agent who is trying to foil the plot of James Gandolfini, a member of the Russian Mafia. Ditch must work to clear his name while hunting down a plane full of Russian gold. This movie was so bad that Gandolfini and Christopher McDonald decided to not even try to do Russian accents. Check your reserve chute, pop a Certz mint into your mouth, and join us as we push Terminal Velocity from a plane and watch it bounce!
Tuesday Apr 30, 2013
Episode #38 - Glitter
Tuesday Apr 30, 2013
Tuesday Apr 30, 2013
Special guest Katie Corrado joins us as we review the 2001 masterpiece, Glitter. Mariah Carey stars as Bille Frank, a singer whose dreams come true when she meets a DJ named Dice, who acts as her manager/producer/boyfriend/marimba player. Billie's meteoric rise is contrasted by Dice's decent into complete douche-bagginess. Billie also occasionally remembers that she has a long-lost mother that she has some mild interest in finding. Glitter is so bad that the soundtrack alone got Mariah dropped from her label. Grab your 20 year old cats, get out your marimbas, and joins us as we drop Glitter off at an orphanage!