Episodes
Thursday Sep 26, 2013
Episode #55 - The Paperboy
Thursday Sep 26, 2013
Thursday Sep 26, 2013
Zac Effron, Nicole Kidman, Matthew McConaughey, Macy Gray and John Cusack star in one of the most incoherent movies we've ever reviewed. When he's convinced by a crazy woman to write an article about a convicted murderer to try to get him out of prison, McConaughey teams up with his brother (Effron) and his writing partner and sets out to find the truth... or get sexually assaulted trying! Macy Gray does her best to guide us through this muck of a plot and John Cusack gets as gross and racist as he possibly can. Grab a tub of ice cream, leave your pants at home, and join us as we pee all over The Paperboy's face!
Tuesday Sep 17, 2013
Episode #54 - They Live
Tuesday Sep 17, 2013
Tuesday Sep 17, 2013
They Live? We're really doing this? Alright...
We here at Stop the Movie are fans of John Carpenter's sci-fi classic They Live, but we felt like there was enough craziness in the movie that we just HAD to talk about it... so welcome to our first "Start the Movie" review! Rowdy Roddy Piper stars across from Keith David in 86 minutes of sci-fi zaniness, and a legendary 5 minutes and 20 seconds of pure awesomeness! After observing some odd behavior at a church across the street from his shanty town, Piper discovers a box full of sunglasses that allows him to see the truth... that the earth is being run by ugly-ass aliens who are using subliminal messages to control the human race. After beating Keith David into believing him, the two set out to expose the aliens' evil doings. I really can't say anything bad about this movie. It's awesome. Grab your sunglasses, OBEY, and join us as we chew bubblegum and kick ass with They Live!
Tuesday Sep 10, 2013
Episode #53 - Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
Tuesday Sep 10, 2013
Tuesday Sep 10, 2013
Good God.... We've finally done it... We've finally found a movie that makes The Happening look like The Godfather, House of the Dead look like Dawn of the Dead, and One Missed Call look like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest!
Antonio Banderas plays Ecks, an FBI agent who just found out that his
wife is still alive. When he's told that one woman, Sever (played
unemotionally by Lucy Liu), knows where his wife is, he chases her down
to find out where she is. Oh, did I mention that Sever has also
kidnapped and caged Ecks' son, a young boy who has nanobots in his
bloodstream? Naturally. Anyway, Ecks and Sever team up to take down the
man who stole his wife and nanobot-ed his son. Explosions ensue. Watch
as Banderas mumbles his way through 90 minutes as Liu struggles to move
her face as little as she possibly can. Grab your dessert tray, get your
nanobot remote ready, and join us as we VS Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever!
Saturday Aug 31, 2013
Episode #52 - Kazaam
Saturday Aug 31, 2013
Saturday Aug 31, 2013
In an unreleased episode from the archives, we take a look at the Shaq classic "Kazaam". Shaq plays a genie who is released from his boombox by Max, a young boy who's desperate to find and start a relationship with his jerk father. After stealing a million dollar Da Brat cassette tape from his dad in order to look cool in front of some bullies, Max finds himself in a pickle that only Kazaam's magic can get him out of, if only he can get Kazaam to care about anything else besides his hip hop career for ten freaking minutes. Grab your magic boomboxes, reconnect with your sleezeball father, and join us as we rap battle "Kazaam"!