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Episode #80 - Sliver

April 18th, 2014

Billy Baldwin proves once again to be the best Baldwin in his second appearance on the podcast in 1993's Sliver. Sharon Stone stars as Carly, a book editor who moves into a high rise apartment building in New York City. After becoming romantically involved with one of the creepiest neighbor a girl could have (Baldwin), she spirals into a world of murder, deceit, adultery, spy cameras, horse whips and sad, sad sex. Sliver is an erotic thriller that is neither erotic, nor thrilling. Grab your telescope, spy on your neighbors, and join us as we throw Sliver out of a high rise apartment building!

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Episode #79 - The Counselor

April 10th, 2014

The Counselor is a film with a top rated cast and a bottom shelf script. Starring alongside Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz, Michael Fassbender plays the eponymous counselor, a lawyer who gets caught up in... something... bad? We're still not really sure. When the deal goes bad, Bardem, Pitt, and Fassbender find themselves in the crosshairs of the Cartel. Some people make some ridiculous speeches, and Cameron Diaz workshops a few accents. That's the closest I can come to giving a synopsis of this mess. Grab your pet leopards, wash your windshield, and join us as we make a snuff film out of The Counselor!

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Episode #78 - Trespass

April 3rd, 2014

Nicolas Cage! NICOLAS CAGE! Yes, we're big fans of Nic Cage here at the podcast, FINE, YOU FIGURED IT OUT! CONGRATULATIONS! Nicolas Cage plays a diamond dealer who, along with his wife (Nicole Kidman) and daughter, is held hostage inside his home by a group of burglars led by a Sam Rockwell impersonator. They threaten to kill his family unless he opens his safe and gives them the tens of hundreds of dollars contained within. When all his attempts to Shyamalan his way out of danger fail (you think this necklace is real. THIS NECKLACE ISN'T REAL!), he's forced to reveal that his safe is empty and he is in fact in financial ruins. Now fake Sam Rockwell must find some way to squeeze money out of Cage in order to pay his debts, while his delusional little brother tries to convince Nicole Kidman that she's in love with him. Yeah, it's as crazy as it sounds. Grab your prescription Tic Tacs, give us your kidney, and join us as we FIGURE IT OUT with Trespass!

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