Stop the Movie! I Want to Get Out!

Sucker Punch is such a muddled mess of a movie that we had to bring in a special guest star to help us sort through it! Television's own John Evenson joins us as we dig through the Inception-esque layers of Sucker Punch and try to come up with something that resembles sense. Zombie Nazis, dragons, robots, giant samurai, John Hamm! This movie has it all! Turn off your brains, do a sexy dance, and join us as we try to lobotomize Sucker Punch!

Welcome to our 20th episode! This week we wrap up our Horror-ible October series with Season of the Witch, which marks Nicolas Cage's triumphant return to Stop the Movie! Set during the days of the Crusades, Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman must escort a suspected witch to a monastery, where her fate will be decided by a group of monks, all while Christopher Lee lays in bed and collects an easy paycheck! Grab your broad swords, practice your English accents, and join us as we attempt to exorcise Season of the Witch!

Here's another installment of our Horror-ible October series! Stephen King proves that he should stick to the whole writing thing by directing this 80's cheese classic. When the planet falls into the radioactive tail of a comet, the world's machinery becomes sentient... and angry! King, in all of his coked out brilliance, commissioned AC/DC to do the entire soundtrack, and the result is glorious! Turn off your electric knives, dust off your Morse code merit badges, and joins us as we try to sort out WHO MADE WHO with Maximum Overdrive!

Here's our Horror-ible October review of Monster Dog, starring Alice Cooper!

We're back! Here's our review of Halloween Resurrection, part of our Horror-ible October series.

Super Mario Bros. is famous for being the first film to be based off of a video game, and infamous for being bad. Maybe it’s because we’ve exposed ourselves to some real trash, but we didn’t think it was that terrible! Don’t get me wrong, this movie is bizarre enough to provide us with plenty to talk about! So wind up your Bob-ombs, get on your Koopa mattresses, and find out why IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PEACH as we de-evolve Super Mario Bros. into a puddle of goo!

Superman quests for peace and fights nuclear war in this 1987 clunker, which effectively killed the Christopher Reeve Superman franchise. Gene Hackman returns to the series as Lex Luthor, who steals Superman’s DNA and creates Nuclear Man, a solar powered indestructible bad guy who, for some reason, speaks in Gene Hackman’s voice. So get out your green glowing rocks, hand over your nuclear warheads, and join us as we hurl Superman IV into the sun!

Leelee Sobieski makes a triumphant return to Stop the Movie in this 2007 Al Pacino classic. Pacino plays Jack Gramm, forensic psychologist, college professor, and the object of every woman’s desires, who receives a cryptic phone call informing him that he has 88 minutes to live. He must race against the clock to try to figure out who’s trying to kill him, all the while trying to hide the fact that he’s only 4 feet tall. This movie has more last names per minute than any other film in cinema history. Put on your motorcycle leathers, SHOW US YOUR HANDS and join us as we let Al Pacino drive our taxi cab for 88 Minutes!

Here is part two of our epic Garbage Pail Kids movie, featuring super special guest and Garbage Pail Kids proponent Jessica Cain!

The illustrious Topps Chewing Gum Productions churned out this 1987 classic to capitalize off of their popular line of trading cards. This film’s awfulness is so epic we had to split our review into two parts! 15 year old Dodger enlists the help of a rambunctious gang of short, disgusting aliens (we think) to help him out with his girl problems, and they teach him a little something about life and ugliness along the way! Put on your Michael Jackson jackets, cover your toes, and join us as we try to coax The Garbage Pail Kids Movie back into it’s trash can!