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Monday Jul 02, 2012
Monday Jul 02, 2012
Kate Hudson plays a zany young woman who finds out she has colon cancer... and hijinks ensue! A Little Bit of Heaven made a whopping $10,000 on its opening weekend and was on DVD a month later. That is a unique type of trash. This film is a romantic comedy that is neither romantic nor comedic. Schedule a colonoscopy, get yourself a little Italian, and joins us as we get smarmy with A Little Bit of Heaven!
Wednesday Jun 06, 2012
Wednesday Jun 06, 2012
Wahlberg turns in a realistically gritty and emotionally disturbing performance in Shymalan’s finest film. I am, of course, speaking of Donnie Wahlberg in “The Sixth Sense”. Mark Wahlberg sleeps his way through “The Happening” as M. Night Shyamalan completely gives up on trying to make a good film and treats us to scenes of Mark Wahlberg running away from the wind, and then trying to reason with a plastic plant! Close your doors and windows, be scientific, and join us as we try to murder “The Happening” in its sleep!
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Matt LeBlanc makes the most baffling career choice of any of the Friends cast and stars along side a baseball playing chimp in this week’s movie. Yes, we know that “Ed” is a children’s movie and should get a pass, but unless your little ones are into sexual innuendo, drinking, swearing, and racial tension, and grand theft auto, this movie isn’t something they should ever see. Grab your John Deere hats, hold onto your toupees, and join us as we dress “Ed” in a clown suit and lock it in a cage!
Sunday May 20, 2012
Sunday May 20, 2012
Michael Caine forgets that he’s an actor and stars in this unforgivable Jaws sequel. The Brody family is followed from Amity all the way to the Bahamas by a shark who has a bone to pick. Special guest host Tim Ferlito helps us to finally unravel the mystery behind whose revenge is being exacted in this movie! Practice your fake Jamaican accents, get on your banana boats, and join us as we fall helplessly into the mouth of Jaws IV: The Revenge!
Sunday Apr 29, 2012
Sunday Apr 29, 2012
One Missed Call is 70 minutes of garbage followed by 20 minutes of... what’s worse than garbage? It’s 20 minutes of whatever that is. This J-Horror remake stars Shannyn Sossamon as a college student (we think) and Edward Burns as a cop (not confirmed) who race against time to save Sossamon from an evil voice mail. Please set your inhalers to silent, turn on your nanny cams, and join us as we push One Missed Call into the path of an oncoming train!
Sunday Apr 15, 2012
Sunday Apr 15, 2012
Sylvester Stallone plays Lincoln Hawk, a truck driver, arm wrestler, and world’s worst father. Hawk and his estranged son drive across multiple states to make it home in time to see his dying ex-wife, stopping at every truck stop along the way and arm wrestling strangers. This movie provides a fascinating, in depth look at the rules of double elimination. Grab yourself a cold glass of motor oil, turn your hat backwards, and join us as we drive a big rig through Over the Top!
Sunday Apr 01, 2012
Sunday Apr 01, 2012
A fascinating and beautiful film rich in story and character. The amazingly talented ensemble cast intertwine into a beautiful tapestry of extraordinarily human and relatable relationships. A gripping and deep story leads to an emotionally raw and thought provoking climax that will stick with you for years to come... That’s my review of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”. House of the Dead is garbage and isn’t worthy of a witty synopsis. Load up your assault rifles, take off your bikini tops, and join us as we spew zombie acid all over House of the Dead!
Sunday Apr 01, 2012
Sunday Apr 01, 2012
Alex and Brian paid actual money to see this Katherine Heigl action/comedy vehicle in a cinema! Heigl, fresh off the critical and commercial failure of her first action/comedy, “Killers”, plays an amateur bounty hunter who finds herself in wacky situations while bringing in a cop killer, all the while witnessing the violent and horrid deaths of everyone she’s come into contact with... HILARIOUS! Keep grandma away from your gun and join us as we throw One for the Money out of a 4th story window!
Sunday Mar 11, 2012
Sunday Mar 11, 2012
Nicolas Cage gives up permission to STAY OUT OF HIS F&*!KING WAY in this 2006 remake of The Wicker Man! Cage cakes on the make-up and dials up the crazy in this absurd masterpiece, punching out any woman who dare cross his path! Put on your bee helmets and join us as we set fire to The Wicker Man!
Sunday Mar 04, 2012
Sunday Mar 04, 2012
It’s time for our very first mini episode! In this edition we round table our favorite bad movies. These are films that are generally hated, but we are legitimately fond of. Are you brave enough to agree with any of our choices?