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Episode #3 - Lady in the Water

M. Night Shyamalan lulls us to sleep with this bedtime story starring Paul Giamatti and Bryce Dallas Howard. Written for his children and then adapted into a big budget Hollywood film, Lady in the Water was famously passed on by Disney. They weren’t impressed, and neither are we. Curl up with some milk and cookies and maybe our offensively stereotypical Asian mother will tell you about Lady in the Water!

Episode #2 - Abduction

“Twilight’s” Taylor Lautner  has serious rich kid problems and deep-seated daddy issues in this 2011 stink bomb! Lautner and the girl next door must fight for their lives against Serbian stereotypes while simultaneously holding a contest to see who can show the least amount of emotion. We dare you to guess how many abductions take place in this film! Put your bombs in the oven and set them to 500º, it’s time to listen to us explode Abduction!

Episode #1 - Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes

An evil lamp! Death by tetanus! A grumpy Grandma! In our inaugural episode of Stop The Movie, we discuss this made-for-TV gem, which highlights a low point in the careers of Patty Duke and Jane Wyatt. The film will have you groaning before the first commercial break! Turn off your lights and your chainsaws and listen to our special super-sized review of Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes!

Episode #40 - Kazaam

For our 4oth episode, we review the Shaquille O'Neal classic Kazaam! Shaq plays the titular character, a centuries old genie who is apparently responsible for the destruction of Pompeii. When Kazaam is awakened by a young street smart boy who's looking for his biological father, he must grant him three ridiculous wishes so he