Episode #28 - Dark Shadows

Tim Burton and Johnny Depp team up again to bring us a theatrical remake of the long running soap opera "Dark Shadows". Depp stars as Barnabus Collins, a vampire who was buried in a coffin in 1760 and released in 1972. Collins must navigate his way through a torrent of fish-out-of-water jokes as he tries to save his family's business from financial ruin, while simultaneously trying to exact revenge on the witch who cursed him centuries earlier. Helena Bonham Carter and Christopher Lee also show up, because why not? Grab a nice tall glass of Type A, avoid direct sunlight, and join us as we bury Dark Shadows alive!