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Episode #144 - Freejack

August 20th, 2017

Join us as we review Freejack, starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, Jonathan Banks and Mick Jagger!


Episode #143 - Suicide Squad

July 20th, 2017

Well, here it is. It's finally come to this. Suicide Squad. One third music video, one third Will Smith vehicle, and one third Margot Robbie's midriff, Suicide Squad is a film that had every right to be good, but like Man of Steel and BvS before it, ended up being a mess. A team of supervillains is assembled to fight the threat of other potential supervillains, facing their first challenge when "The Enchantress" escapes the captivity of the government and seeks her revenge by awaking her brother and taking over Midway City. The Suicide Squad is sent in to rescue Amanda Waller, the woman responsible for the creation of the team, and to take out the Enchantress and her bro before they do whatever it is they're trying to do. Also, Jared Leto swings by every now and then to remind us all of how good Heath Ledger was. So very good. Grab your boomerangs, put on your favorite 70's tune, and join us as we crash multiple helicopters into Suicide Squad!


Episode #142 - A View to a Kill

June 25th, 2017

Bond is Back! In this week's episode, we review the last film starring the late, great Roger Moore as James Bond, A View To A Kill! Nobody does Bond goofier than Roger Moore, and his final turn in the role is no exception! After looking into claims of a horse racing scam, James Bond literally stumbles onto a much bigger scheme being cooked up by the psychopathic Max Zorin, who plans to flood Silicon Valley, creating a monopoly on the microchip industry for his company. Now, Bond must fight henchmen, supervillians, arthritis, thinning hair, and an enlarged prostate (he's old), in order to stop Zorin before it's too late. Grab your saddle, fire up your zeppelin, and join us as we get in a firetruck chase with A View to a Kill!


Episdoe #141 - Perfect Stranger

May 14th, 2017

This week's movie, Perfect Stranger is a perfect mess. Halle Berry stars as Rowena, hard-nosed journalist, compulsive flirt, and just the world's worst best friend. When a figure from her past ends up being murdered after offering Ro some juicy info on billionaire Harrison Hill, "played" by Bruce Willis, Rowena embarks on an undercover operation to uncover the truth behind who killed her old friend. Aided by a super creepy Giovanni Ribisi, Rowena infiltrates Hill's life and digs for clues that could tie him to the murder. Grab your belladonna, dust off your shrine, and join us as we bury Perfect Stranger in a shallow grave in our back yard!


Episode #140 - Chill Factor

April 23rd, 2017

This week we take on Chill Factor, AKA, "Speed in an ice cream truck"! Skeet Ulrich stars as Tim Mason, a dirty, no good drifter who works the overnight shift at a local diner and fly fishes with a scientist who, a decade earlier, created a dangerous new weapon. When a routine test went horribly awry and American soldiers were killed, he let a Colonel take the fall for him. Now out of prison, the Colonel has come for revenge, hatching a plan to steal the weapon and sell it to the highest bidder. The weapon instead falls into the hands of Skeet and his new best bud Cuba Gooding, Jr., and they must protect it at all costs from the evil Colonel Brynner, all the while keeping it under 50°, or else it will wipe out the great southern state of... Montana? Grab your ice cream sandwiches, make up some ice, and join us as we go fly fishing with Chill Factor!


Episode #139 - Double Team

April 2nd, 2017

Episode description coming soon!


Episode #138 - Resident Evil: Apocalypse

February 10th, 2017

Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the second entry in the never-ending film series based on the classic 90's video game of the same name. The movie opens where the last film left off. Raccoon City is being overrun by the undead while the evil Umbrella Corporation scrambles to isolate the situation. After closing the city off and evacuating their own people, they set in motion a plan to nuke the city and eradicate the T-Virus before it can spread beyond the city's limits. Meanwhile, Alice, the survior of the Hive incident, awakens in a lab, where she has been mysteriously experimented on. Now, equipped with new abilities and sweet kung fu moves, she meets up with a group of survivors lead by STARS member Jill Valentine and her quickly dying partner. The group soon realizes that they have but one hope to get out of Raccoon City alive... they must save the daughter of the man who created the T-Virus and bring her to safety before dawn. This film continues our newest tradition of reviewing movies in which a comatose Milla Jovovich must keep a child safe while karate chopping supernatural beings and using a motorcycle to bring down bad guys. We're hoping the tradition continues. Grab your bazooka, GET TO THE CHOPPA, and join us as we drop a nuke on Resident Evil: Apocalypse


Episode #137 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

January 8th, 2017

Stop the Movie returns with our review of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! Picking off where the first movie left off, Annihilation finds our Mortal Kombat-ers returning home after enduring Mortal Kombat, only to be confronted by their mortal enemy, Shao Kahn! Kahn has been sent to Earth from his own dimension to destroy our heroes and claim the realm as his own. Then some people fight a bunch and the credits mercifully roll. The end. Grab your metal arms, jump in your subterranean hamster wheel, and join us as we FINISH Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!


Episode #136 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

October 30th, 2016

Welcome to our latest installment of "Horror-able Halloween"! This time around we return to the Texas Chainsaw franchise with the very first sequel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2! It's 13 years after the frightening events of the first film, and the Sawyer family has all but disappeared, leaving only pockets of grisly chainsaw-related massacres in their wake. After a fateful game of "Chicken", the family's biggest threat, a former Texas Ranger named Lefty (Dennis Hopper) finally finds himself on their trail, all while an innocent radio DJ gets caught up in their deadly game of cat-and-mouse. Grab your chainsaw, turn on the football game, and join us as we have NAM FLASHBACKS with Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2


Episode #135 - London has Fallen

October 13th, 2016

London Has Fallen in this week's much teased episode of Stop the Movie! Gerard Butler is back as America's most incorrigible Secret Service agent Mike Banning, who is once again tasked with keeping President Asher alive in dire consequences. When the Prime Minister of England dies mysteriously (but not mysterious enough to be investigated even a little), the leaders of the world are summoned to his funeral. Unfortunately for 99% of the leaders, they don't have Mike Banning on their side, so they're mercilessly killed. President Asher barely escapes with his life, but he's not out of the woods yet. Now Banning must protect the most important person in the free world from being hunted in the streets of London. Grab your RPGs, type in your access codes, and join us as we get a little too stabby with London Has Fallen!


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