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Episode #106 - Left Behind

March 26th, 2015

Nicolas Cage flies a plane in this week's episode of Stop the Movie! Will he land it? Will he crash it? Will his daughter forgive him for cheating on her mother? Will the dwarf overcome his xenophobia and inferiority complex? All these questions are answered, but only to distract you from the fact that this is a movie about the rapture that has little to do with the rapture! Who would have ever guessed that a film starring Nicolas Cage based off of the same source material as a Kirk Cameron movie would suck this bad! Grab your U2 tickets, take off your wedding ring, and join us as we lose faith with Left Behind! With special guest host Tim Ferlito!

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Episode #105 - Batman & Robin

March 5th, 2015

This week we dive into the chilling depths of the movie that brought an abrupt end to the Batman franchise, 1997's Batman & Robin! George Clooney dons the cape and cowl and nippled suit in Joel Schumacher's second attempt at ruining Batman for years to come. The caped crusader, joined by the eternally grating Robin, are plunged into a world of intrigue and ice when they come up against their lamest villains yet, Poison Mae West and Mr. Jack Frost, who have hatched a plan to destroy all life on earth and then repopulate it with the plant from Little Shop of Horrors. When Alfred's annoying niece Barbara joins the action as the judo chopping, motorcycle racing Batgirl, our heroes must band together to save every last life in Gotham City from an icy doom. Plus, ice = nice. Grab your batskates, fill up on diamonds, and join us as we chill out with Batman & Robin!

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Episode #104 - Theodore Rex

February 21st, 2015

Well, it's finally here. After months and months of teasing, we're finally reviewing Theodore Rex... It is a sad, sad day. Theodore Rex reluctantly stars Whoopi Goldberg as Katie Coltrane, a gruff police officer who is teamed up with a go-getter cop named Teddy to solve a murder. The catch? Teddy is a DINOSAUR!!!!! Wha-wha-what?!?!?! How wacky! Coltrane's borderline racism towards anthropomorphic dinosaurs get in the way of their partnership, but will they grow closer as they begin to crack the case? Will anybody care by the end of the movie? Nope! Theodore Rex is a film that Whoopi Goldberg tried her damnedest to back out of, but was convinced to stay on when a dump truck of money was unloaded upon her doorstep. Grab your cookies, get your tail under control, and join us as we try to wipe out the entire human race after having to sit through Theodore Rex!

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Episode #103 - The Boy Next Door

February 5th, 2015

Jennifer Lopez stars opposite Not Channing Tatum in this instant CLASSIC, 2015's The Boy Next Door! J-Lo plays Claire, a high school teacher who makes the mistake of having sex with her next door neighbor, almost 20-year old Noah, a hunky and brainy young man who is trying to start over after the sudden death of his parents. After rejecting his advances, Noah ends up enrolled in one of her classes, where he begins to make her life a living Hell, threatening to tell everyone their secret if she doesn't accept him. This movie features the best "Great Uncle scare" of all time, hands down. Grab your first edition Iliad, prepare your epi pen, and join us as we drop an engine block on The Boy Next Door! 

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Episode #102 - Conan the Destroyer

January 22nd, 2015

Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to the podcast and to the Conan franchise in Conan the Destroyer! Arnie plays Conan, former barbarian and current destroyer, who is coaxed into taking the virginal Princess Jehnna on a quest to find an ancient relic which will allow the evil Queen Taramis to awaken the dreaming god Dagoth. Together with warrior Zula (Grace Jones) and the Queen's right hand man Bombaata (Wilt Chamberlain), Conan must safely escort the princess while also obliviously dodging her every sexual advance in order to retrieve the sacred horn and ensure the resurrection of his one true love, Valeria. Grab your giant maces, protect your virginity, and join us as we sacrifice Conan the Destroyer!

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Episode #101 - Moonraker

January 8th, 2015

Roger Moore's Bond James Bond is BACK in our review of Moonraker! A direct response to the success of Star Wars, Moonraker takes Bond where no Bond has ever Bonded before, as superspy James Bond becomes astronaut James Bond in order to save the human race from extinction! Billionaire Hugo Drax has devised the evilest of evil plans, which includes wiping out the entire human race by dropping glass orbs filled with poisonous gas from space onto the unsuspecting populace. Bond and his CIA counterpart Holly Goodhead stumble their way onto Drax's plan and into space in what proves to be the most over-the-top ending to a Bond movie since Kananga popped like a cheap balloon! Also, Jaws drops out of an airplane, bites some things, and falls in love. Grab your wrist guns, fire up your hover gondola, and join us as we fire Moonraker into the depths of space!
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Episode #100 - Howard the Duck

December 25th, 2014

Look out everybody! We're up to triple digits! Help us celebrate our 100th episode by joining us as we embark on a bona fide duckventure! For 100th episode special, we finally take on Howard the Duck! One of Hollywood's most notorious bombs, Howard the Duck follows the misadventures of Howard, an anthropomorphic duck who is accidentally transported from his home planet to a mysterious and magical place called Cleveland, where he meets Beverly, a rock and roller with big dreams who agrees to help Howard get back home. After their very first attempt results in a brilliant scientist being possessed by an alien, Howard and his human friends must stop the invasion of Earth by evil space Overlords while also finding a way to get back to Duckworld. It's a shame that Marvel hasn't recovered since the release of this, their first foray into motion pictures. Keep trying, Marvel. You'll strike gold someday. Grab your tiny duck condoms, take a mud bath, and join us as we send Howard the Duck back to outer space!

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Episode #99 - Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

December 11th, 2014

The holidays are upon us, which can only mean one thing... We're about to review a movie featuring a character named Jack Frost! In the third installment of the Santa Clause series, Martin Short plays Jack Frost, a member of the League of Legendary Figures with a major inferiority complex who just wants his own holiday. On the verge of being thrown out of the league, Jack devises a diabolical plan to push Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) out of his job as Santa Claus so he can take over as everyone's favorite legendary figure. After being tricked into giving up his post, losing his family, and seeing the North Pole turned into a theme park, Scott must find a way to reverse what Jack has done and get his life back. Grab your snow globes, book a trip to "Canada", and join us as we convince Santa Clause 3 to wish itself out of existence!

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Episode #98 - Winter’s Tale

November 27th, 2014

Winter's Tale is the story of a boy and his harse... except the boy is over 100 years old, and the horse is a dog. Colin Ferrell plays Peter Lake, a man living in 1916 New York City who has gotten on the bad side of a nasty demon named Pearly (Russell Crowe) who is Hell-bent on revenge. With the help of his trusty magical harse, Peter is able to evade Pearly's wrath long enough to fall in love with a young dying woman. After sexing her to death, Peter engages in a quest to find the meaning of his existence, a journey that takes him 100 years into the future. When Pearly discovers Peter is still alive in modern day New York, he sets out to exact his final revenge. Grab your model boat, order up some pan fried owl, and join us as we head-butt Winter's Tale with special guest Dora Scheidell!

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Episode #97 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2

November 13th, 2014

This week our skeleton crew takes on your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Andrew Garfield returns as Spidey, who is having trouble balancing his superhero life with his love life, especially with his girlfriend's dead father giving him a posthumous guilt trip. Meanwhile, Peter's old chum Harry Osbourne teams up with Spidey's obsessive frenemy Electro in an attempt to procure Spider-Man's blood by any means necessary, while Peter also hunts down his father's darkest secrets. I'm sure there are three or four more subplots that I'm leaving out (something the filmmakers should have done). Grab your secret subway tokens, fire up your rhino suits, and join us as we Spider-Sass talk The Amazing Spider-Man 2!

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