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Episode #104 - Theodore Rex

February 21st, 2015

Well, it's finally here. After months and months of teasing, we're finally reviewing Theodore Rex... It is a sad, sad day. Theodore Rex reluctantly stars Whoopi Goldberg as Katie Coltrane, a gruff police officer who is teamed up with a go-getter cop named Teddy to solve a murder. The catch? Teddy is a DINOSAUR!!!!! Wha-wha-what?!?!?! How wacky! Coltrane's borderline racism towards anthropomorphic dinosaurs get in the way of their partnership, but will they grow closer as they begin to crack the case? Will anybody care by the end of the movie? Nope! Theodore Rex is a film that Whoopi Goldberg tried her damnedest to back out of, but was convinced to stay on when a dump truck of money was unloaded upon her doorstep. Grab your cookies, get your tail under control, and join us as we try to wipe out the entire human race after having to sit through Theodore Rex!

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Episode #103 - The Boy Next Door

February 5th, 2015

Jennifer Lopez stars opposite Not Channing Tatum in this instant CLASSIC, 2015's The Boy Next Door! J-Lo plays Claire, a high school teacher who makes the mistake of having sex with her next door neighbor, almost 20-year old Noah, a hunky and brainy young man who is trying to start over after the sudden death of his parents. After rejecting his advances, Noah ends up enrolled in one of her classes, where he begins to make her life a living Hell, threatening to tell everyone their secret if she doesn't accept him. This movie features the best "Great Uncle scare" of all time, hands down. Grab your first edition Iliad, prepare your epi pen, and join us as we drop an engine block on The Boy Next Door

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