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Episode #108 - The Net

April 23rd, 2015

Newly minted "World's Most Beautiful Woman" Sandra Bullock makes her first appearance on the podcast in this week's review of 1995's The Net! Bullock stars as Angela Bennett, a computer hacker/beta tester who also happens to be the loneliest woman who has ever lived. When she's sent a floppy disc (ask your parents) to test out a strange glitch, she stumbles upon a secret which puts her life in danger. She finds herself on the bad side of some very powerful people, who employ Jack Devlin, the least effective hitman to ever carry a gun. Seriously, he can't even take care of an old woman with Alzheimer's. When the bad guys change her identity, take her life away and giver her STDs, Angela must expose their secret before Devlin finally figures out how his gun works. Grab your dial up modem, place your order on Pizza.net, and join us as we take The Net out on a romantic boat trip!

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Episode #107 - The Captive

April 9th, 2015

Grab your ice skates, collect your baby teeth, and join us as we try to escape The Captive! All the while Cass is forced to work in the child sex slave industry by a super creepy opera singing weirdo. Wracked with guilt, Matthew spends the next 8 years doing everything he can to find his daughter, while also trying to prove that he wasn't involved with her disappearance. This film's jigsaw timeframe makes Pulp Fiction look like an exercise in conventional filmmaking. Reynolds plays Matthew, the father of a young girl, Cass, who is kidnapped while he was supposed to be watching her. This week's movie is The Captive, featuring Green Lantern/R.I.P.D. agent Ryan Reynolds! Welcome back, Interweb Friends! 



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