Episodes

Tuesday Feb 19, 2013
Episode #31 - Alex Cross
Tuesday Feb 19, 2013
Tuesday Feb 19, 2013
Alex Cross, the best damned Detective/Psychologist this side of Al Pacino, is put to the test when he crosses paths with a psychotic killer who has been hired to kill some high profile business men in the city of Detroit. Alex is considering taking a job that will move him and his family cross country and out of harm's way, but his plans quickly change when Alex's wife is caught in the crossfire after an impromptu psychoanalysis goes horribly awry. Now Alex must find the killer before any more of his loved ones find themselves in his crosshairs. Grab your rocket launchers, get your scuba gear, and join us as we double cross Alex Cross! ROCKET!!!

Monday Feb 11, 2013
Episode #30 - Knight and Day
Monday Feb 11, 2013
Monday Feb 11, 2013
For our milestone 30th episode of Stop the Movie, we review the Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz vehicle "Knight and Day". Cruise stars as Roy Miller, a secret agent who has gone rogue in order to protect a young scientist who has created a battery that never runs out of juice. Diaz's June Havens comes along for the ride, because why not? The unlikely couple delve into a world of espionage hijinks that feel like outtakes from a Johnny English movie. Can they foil the bad guy's plans? Why was Tom Cruise on that plane? Why is the movie called Knight and Day?! Grab your Zephyrs, slip some roofies into your drinks, and join us as we drive Knight and Day to a safe and secure location.

Sunday Feb 03, 2013
Episode #29 - Battleship
Sunday Feb 03, 2013
Sunday Feb 03, 2013
When you were a kid, playing a rousing game of Battleship with your friends, did you ever think "Gee, I'd really love to see a Battleship movie featuring aliens and Liam Neeson"? If you did, you were a weird kid… but you were also in for a real treat in 2012! Hasbro Studios brings us a live action version of the classic board game, starring Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, Rihanna, and "starring" Liam Neeson. Director Peter Berg churns out the Michael Bay-iest movie ever not directed by Michael Bay! Grab your chicken burritos, a copy of "The Art of War", and join us as we sink this Battleship! B-7!

Monday Jan 21, 2013
Episode #28 - Dark Shadows
Monday Jan 21, 2013
Monday Jan 21, 2013
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp team up again to bring us a theatrical remake of the long running soap opera "Dark Shadows". Depp stars as Barnabus Collins, a vampire who was buried in a coffin in 1760 and released in 1972. Collins must navigate his way through a torrent of fish-out-of-water jokes as he tries to save his family's business from financial ruin, while simultaneously trying to exact revenge on the witch who cursed him centuries earlier. Helena Bonham Carter and Christopher Lee also show up, because why not? Grab a nice tall glass of Type A, avoid direct sunlight, and join us as we bury Dark Shadows alive!

Sunday Jan 13, 2013
Episode #27 - Green Lantern
Sunday Jan 13, 2013
Sunday Jan 13, 2013
Green Lantern is a movie that is so bad that Hollywood is ALREADY considering a reboot of the franchise! Ryan Reynolds' abs star as Hal Jordan, an ordinary, every day fighter pilot who is chosen to become Earth's guardian, the Green Lantern... then immediately quits! Blake Lively and Peter Sarsgaard attempt to cash in on the recent rash of super hero movies and help churn out what is easily the zaniest since Superman IV! Charge up your rings, pull out your giant green boxing gloves, and join us as we punch Green Lantern into the sun!

Wednesday Jan 09, 2013
Episode #26 - No Holds Barred
Wednesday Jan 09, 2013
Wednesday Jan 09, 2013
Here's an episode that we recorded in the summer, but got lost in the shuffle during the "Great Website Meltdown of 2012", and we thought it was finally time to unleash it onto the world! Special guest Bill Ali joins us as we try to put the Hulk Hogan classic "No Holds Barred" into a sleeper hold! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Episode #25 - Black Christmas
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
In our 25th episode we take a look at the 2006 remake of the Bob Clark classic "Black Christmas", in which a jaundiced serial killer with serious mommy issues and his sister-daughter stalk a handful of snowbound sorority girls. Not since 88 minutes have so many names been thrown around, and not since Sucker Punch have we seen so many characters that we didn't care about! Cover your eyeballs, lock your attic door, and join us as we drive a sharpened candy cane through Black Christmas' skull!

Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
Episode #24 - Santa Claus: The Movie
Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
Santa Claus: The Movie is a (you guessed it!) movie about the origins of Santa... but only for the first half. The second half is a bizarre tale about Dudley Moore unwittingly helping John Lithgow take down Santa Claus. In our first annual "Holiday Movie Fiasco Fiesta" we try to answer some burning questions about this Christmas non-classic, such as "Did Santa really die at the beginning of the film?", "Why doesn't Santa like homeless children?", and "Does Brad Pitt have an English accent in Fight Club?". Grab your magical glowing lollipops, put away your crappy wooden Elf Made toys, and join us as we try to save Santa Claus: The Movie from an exploding flying car!

Monday Nov 26, 2012
Episode #23 - Tango & Cash
Monday Nov 26, 2012
Monday Nov 26, 2012
Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russel play Riggs and Murtaugh Tango and Cash, 80's super buddy cops who have been framed for murder and are sent to the most on-fire prison in the country. After being tortured and promptly making their escape, they must find the man who framed them and bring him to fiery, explosive justice. Special guest Mark Nicotra joins us as we try to figure out whether or not this movie is a parody. Grab your drumsticks, pay your $5 cover charges, and join us as we send Tango & Cash to prison!

Sunday Nov 18, 2012
Episode #22 - Street Fighter
Sunday Nov 18, 2012
Sunday Nov 18, 2012
Raul Julia plays megalomaniac and shopping mall designer General M. Bison in this mid 90's adaptation of the Street Fighter video game series. Bison captures some hostages and asks for a $20 billion ransom. It's up to Jean-Claude Van Damme and a bunch of other people in goofy costumes to stop him and save the hostages. 3 out of 4 Stop The Movie podcasters voted this movie as "so bad it's good". I was not one of them. Grab your hover boots, put your Bison Bucks in the bank, and join us as we help Street Fighter fake its own death!