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Episode #93 - Tiptoes

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Episode #92 - Zardoz

Sean Connery and his underwear star in this post-Bond sci-fi bomb. Connery plays Zed, a savage killer who breaks into the Vortex, a paradise-like society of immortal intellects called the Eternals. When their way of life is threatened by the very presence of Zed, the Eternals are split into those who want to protect him, and those who want him destroyed. Is Zed the bringer of doom for the Eternals? Or can he provide them with the one thing that a people bored with immortality desire the most? This movie features the first scene centered around Sean Connery's junk since Goldfinger's laser. Grab your tabernacle, go to the second level, and join us as we bring sweet sweet death to Zardoz!

Episode #91 - Lucy

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Episode #90 - Transformers: Age of Extinction

Marky "I'm talking to a plant" Mark Wahlberg takes over Shia Lebeouf's mantle as leading man of the Transformers series in the latest, most bloated installment, Transformers: Age of Extinction! Marky "What, no!" Mark plays Cade Yeager, a down and out inventor who stumbles upon a TRANSFORMA! While trying to discover the secrets of the transformers in order to improve upon his own terrible inventions, he accidentally awakens Optimus Prime, head autobot and the number 1 target on Kelsey Grammer's hit list. When Grammer's men come looking for Optimus, Cade and his daughter, Avatar's Nicola Peltz, go on the lam and meet up with the last remaining autobots, who are being hunted down by bounty hunter Lockdown. Now the autobots must go on the offensive and take down Lockdown... and Stanley Tucci's home-made transformers... and Hong Kong... and some dinosaurs... and my patience... Grab your seeds, dust off your best dinobot, and join us as we pray for our own extinction with Transformers: Age of Extinction! With special guest Jeremy Ryan!

Episode #89 - The Punisher (1989)

The first ever Punisher movie featured Stop The Movie alum Dolph Lundgren as the eponymous anti-hero. When Detective Frank Castle's family is murdered in an apparent mob hit, he goes underground (literally) and reinvents himself as The Punisher, a vigilante who murders punishes those who do bad. When the son of the city's last standing mob boss is kidnapped, The Punisher must work with the man who may or may not have been responsible for his family's death, or else he'll lose his best friend and ex-partner Louis Gossett Jr. Grab your unlimited ammo, gas up your magic motorcycle, and join us as special guest Sal Maneen helps us endure the punishment of watching The Punisher!

Episode #88 - Die Another Day

Thrills! Chills! Tsunamis! Madonna! James Bond is Back In Action! 2002's Die Another Day was to the Bond franchise what Batman and Robin was to the Batman franchise... a huge turd that eventually inspired and amazing reboot! Pierce Brosnan turns in his last performance as Bond James Bond in what turned out to be one of the lowest points in the 50 year old franchise. When he's captured while on a mission in North Korean, Bond is held and tortured for a year until his government finally makes a deal to get him back, under the fear that he had cracked and was leaking secrets. When M tells him that he's no longer an asset to his country, Bond goes rogue (for the 20th time) in order to find the person behind the betrayal that led to his capture. The trail brings him to Gustav Graves, a millionaire playboy who may not be who he says he is. Skyfall was good, but could have been great had it featured 100% more Madonna cameos. Grab your invisible car keys, pour yourself a mo-heeeee-toe, and join us as we make sure THIS Bond doesn't live to Die Another Day!

Episode #87 - Pompeii

This week we take on a movie matched only by 47 Ronin in its historical accuracy, 2014's Pompeii. Set in the year 79 AD, Pompeii tells the story of Milo, a gladiator who falls in love with Cassia, the daughter of the city's ruler. When Cassia becomes the object of desire of Senator Kiefer Sutherland, she is forced to agree to marry him, lest her entire family suffer a grisly fate. Now Milo must fight bot in and out of the arena in order to rescue his beloved from the clutches of the evil Roman senator before it's too late. There was also a completely out of place B-plot about a volcano or something. Grab your swords, practice your horse whispering, and join us as we erupt on Pompeii!

Episode #86 - Escape From L.A.

John Carpenter's Snake Plissken is BACK in 1996's remake sequel to John Carpenter's Escape from New York, John Carpenter's Escape from L.A.! John Carpenter returns to the director's chair and to the podcast to direct a John Carpenter film that all but ended John Carpenter's career! John Carpenter! Snake Plissken, the nation's most notorious criminal, is poisoned and forced to once again do the government's dirty work by going into Los Angeles, which is now separated from the mainland and used as a dumping ground for anybody deemed immoral or criminal. Snake is tasked with finding the President President's daughter and retrieving a device that controls the nation's EMP emitting satellites, which a terrorist plans to use against the U.S. unless his demands are met. With 10 hours to live, Snake must battle the clock, as well as the scum of L.A., in order to save himself and keep America's most powerful weapon from falling into the wrong hands! Grab your surfboards, put on your heat resistant coats, and join us as we welcome John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. to the human race!

Episode #85 - 47 Ronin

In 2013 Hollywood decided to take a true story from Japanese history and poop all over it by adding witches and dragons and shoving a white guy in there! When their Lord is murdered by the head of a rival household, a group of samurai is banished from their home and forced to live their life as ronin. Their leader decides that they must do whatever is necessary to avenge the death of their Lord, even if it means ultimately facing death themselves. Of course, there's no way they could do all of this without the help of a white guy!!! That's where Keanu Reeves comes in! Reeves plays "half-breed" Kai, a man with a mysterious past and even more mysterious powers, who aids the ronin in their quest. I'm not an expert on Japanese history or anything, but I'm pretty sure the original story didn't include a cave full of ghosts who guard a cache of magic swords. Grab your samurai gear, beware of multi-eyed wolves, and join us as we force 47 Ronin to commit seppuku!

Episode #84 - Godzilla (1998)

In 1998 Hollywood brought us the first ever American Godzilla movie, and it was monstrously underwhelming! Notorious action hero Matthew Broderick (yes, that Matthew Broderick) stars as Dr. Niko Tatopoulus, a show tunes singing, beret wearing scientist who is apparently the only person with a brain in New York City, which becomes advantageous when a giant lizard that may or may not be Godzilla makes landfall in the Big Apple. As the greatest military minds in the world do nothing but hurl rockets and red shirt helicopter pilots at ol' Zilla, Broderick is making Sherlockian deductions left and right, eventually teaming up with his college sweetheart and the French secret service to eradicate the truest and most frightening threat to mankind... thousands upon thousands of freshly hatched Godzookys! Grab your top secret video tapes, pile up all of your fish, and join us as we take the "God" out of Godzilla! With special guest host Tim Ferlito!