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Mini Episode - “Knightriders” Preview

January 30th, 2014

This week we preview next week's glorious review of George A. Romero's Knightriders! Prolific guest host Nick Newert returns to help us delve into the bizarre and oddly endearing world of traveling motorbike jousting. Join us as we discuss our preliminary thoughts on the film, and be sure to tune in next week for our full review!

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Episode #71 - Battle of the Year

January 23rd, 2014

This week we take a look at the 2013 b-boy classic Battle of the Year, starring Josh Holloway, Josh Peck, and Chris Brown's explosive temper! When hip-hop mogul Dante decides to sponsor a b-boy team to compete in the international Battle of the Year competition, he asks his old friend and dance-mate Jason Blake (Holloway) to be his coach. With the help of his new friend Franklyn (Peck), Coach Blake is tasked with turning a rag-tag group of the best darn b-boys America has to offer into a well oiled break dancing machine, bringing the BOTY title back to the States, and also saving hip-hop in general. No pressure. Team USA's shortcomings can probably be attributed to the fact that their choreographer doesn't appear to know how to dance. Grab your whistle, put on your Pumas, and join us as we watch Planet B-Boy with Battle of the Year!

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Episode #70 - Getaway

January 6th, 2014

Selena Gomez joins Ethan Hawke on high speed chase across Bulgaria in 2013's Getaway, only killing, like, 47 cops in the process. When ex-race car driver Brent Magna comes home to find his wife has been abducted, he's forced to complete a series of insane car-related tasks in order to keep her alive. He's joined along the way by Whatsherface Noname, an educated and totally not butch young woman who is somehow also important to the bad guy's plan (even though she should be the last person on Earth that he should want involved). The good news: Brent finds his wife. The bad news: The movie doesn't end there. Grab your magic hacking iPads, STRAP IN, and join us as we terrorize the streets of Bulgaria with Getaway, with special guest host Dora Scheidell!

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Episode #69 - Paranoia

January 5th, 2014

In this week's episode we get paranoid with Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, and Liam Hemsworth! Nicolas Wyatt (Oldman), the CEO of a cell phone company called Wyatt Corp, forces Adam (Hemsworth) to conduct some good ol' fashioned industrial espionage on his bitter rival Jock Goddard (Ford), a shrewd and careful businessman with a product in development that will change the cellphone industry forever. Wyatt threatens to hurt/kill Adam's friends and sickly father (Richard Dreyfus?!) unless he finds and steals the prototype of Goddard's new phone so Wyatt Corp. can release it first, which will prevent his company from going under. Incredibly, with his own father's life on the line, Adam still finds the time to bang Amber Heard 3 or 4 times. Grab another bottle of Ciroc, ask for directions to the bathroom, and join us as we invent "Text TV" with Paranoia!

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Episode #68 - Sharknado

January 2nd, 2014

To kick off our third year of talking about bad movies, we reel in a big one! This week we're taking a look at the instant cult classic Sharknado! 90210's Ian Ziering and rehab's Tara Reid star in this 2013 SyFy Original about an on-again off-again storm that has washed thousands of sharks ashore in Los Angeles. When the storm destroys Fin Shepard's (Ziering) bar, he sets off with his best friend, an employee, and a drunk guy to find and rescue his estranged family, and to take on mother nature herself! Who would have ever thought that a SyFy movie starring Tara Reid would be this horrendously good?! Grab your chainsaws, put on your rappelling belts, and join us as we drop bombs into Sharknado!

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